This is the one thing I've learned, as an Asian guy living in a global community:

You have to be either white or black.

Any other colour in between just doesn't cut it with the chicks.

Generally, Kiwi beers suck shit. They taste like the by-product of a brewing process gone wrong...not unlike Marmite. At 4.0% the proof isn't gonna give anyone any fun anytime soon anyhow. But FLAME...wow...proudly brewed in Auckland, this amber-golden liquid nectar tastes like heaven. Brewed at high temps then crashed-cooled to below freezing-point, this baby scored full points for flavour, strength, smoothness and enjoyment. Plus, the bottle looks cool as hell.

Around $1.30 per bottle.

You know what? I think I wanna have kids after all. And join Fitness First in the meantime.