Unarmed and Defensive

Kindly declare and surrender all firearms. Please produce any metallic objects - keys, rings, jewellery, body piercings etc. for inspection. At the sound of the alarm please hold your position and yield to a full body check. No ma'am, your bra is not a weapon. Please leave your shoes at the entrance, I'm asian. Step this way...

Ok Go - What To Do Acoustic (Live)

Damien suddenly jumped off the stage with an acoustic guitar and a contraption which I can only describe as a "mike-tree". With Andy on a second acoustic and Tim on a xylophone, they played right in the middle of the crowd, who politely formed a... more

Previous videos:
Apr 28	-	Amazing Water Music Box!
Apr 28	-	Amazing Water Clock!
Sep 30	-	Belaian Jiwa "Grand Finale"

A Friend in High Places

Consider the following conversation on MSN, with a person who has yet to identify himself. my new subaru says: i think i know you ezra says: you do? ezra says: pray tell how you do my new subaru says: through Jesus ezra says:... more

Previous blog entries:
Aug 23	-	You'll never guess...
Aug 17	-	Half Sky Hanging
Feb 2	-	A Smile A Day

Pokai Sandwich

Perfect for you international students who are just a hair away from pimping yourselves for rent money.

Previous recipes:
Dec 18	-	Meatosaurus Meatloaf
Dec 18	-	Fusion Double Mince
Apr 14	-	Snot on the Rocks

White Guys & Asian Girls

This is the one thing I've learned, as an Asian guy living in a global community:

You have to be either white or black.

Any other colour in between just doesn't cut it with the chicks.

Previous reviews:
Sep 30	-	Flame
Apr 14	-	The Pacifier