Kindly declare and surrender all firearms. Please produce any metallic objects - keys, rings, jewellery, body piercings etc. for inspection. At the sound of the alarm please hold your position and yield to a full body check. No ma'am, your bra is not a weapon. Please leave your shoes at the entrance, I'm asian. Step this way... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
![]() Ok Go - What To Do Acoustic (Live)Damien suddenly jumped off the stage with an acoustic guitar and a contraption which I can only describe as a "mike-tree". With Andy on a second acoustic and Tim on a xylophone, they played right in the middle of the crowd, who politely formed a... more
![]() A Friend in High PlacesConsider the following conversation on MSN, with a person who has yet to identify himself. my new subaru says: i think i know you ezra says: you do? ezra says: pray tell how you do my new subaru says: through Jesus ezra says:... more
![]() Pokai SandwichPerfect for you international students who are just a hair away from pimping yourselves for rent money.
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White Guys & Asian GirlsThis is the one thing I've learned, as an Asian guy living in a global community:You have to be either white or black. Any other colour in between just doesn't cut it with the chicks.
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